Our Vacation

Vernon was great and relaxing. I passed my boater's licence and I'm glad I have that out of the way. It was very warm up there some days and cold on the other days. It was a kind of a mix of weather. Mom and I went shopping all week and dragged Dad with us. I had to share a room with Darren for the first time and he's quite a sleeper. I had a show every night! He not only talks in his sleep but also moves around constantly and acts out his dreams. He even cries in his sleep like he's hungry and it's funny to watch. You think he's awake and then you check the situation out and he's dreaming it all. He hates to be woken up too fast so I gingerly wake him now. Otherwise I get the "you woke me up" cry and trust me it's loud and angry. Just like his father! Darren did the unthinkable one day, he was angry and hungry and we kept him from the food for a while. I was preparing the "feed bag" I so adoringly call it and he grabbed my nipple with his strong hand. He did not let go. Now you see the situation was actually funny and through the slight pain I was laughing. Eventually Mom had to help me pry his hand off the nipple but we got there. The same day I cut his nails for the first time and, well, I cut into his thumb instead of his finger nail. He definitely has a different scream for pain that I hadn't heard before. It sounds like payback doesn't it? Well later we all laughed about it but for some reason he didn't think it was funny. First he has his genitals cut, then his mom cuts his finger and he's only 8 weeks old. I think he thinks we're all sadists and he's wondering what's next at this point.