Automatic Excuse Generator

Sometimes, you just *can't* come riding with the crew. This, you can put up with... at least until your riding buddies start giving you the gears about the piano tied to your butt, the whip wielding woman you're dating, etc, etc. So, how do you explain all this? Just come here and get your ready made, undeniably relevant excuse!

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