.......ahhhh the suspense!

People used to say that SuperFred was the drama queen, but when it comes to suspense........The Chef rules the kitchen!
....Let's seeee....
? The closest encounter with Mars in 60,000 years came an went without incident..??
? September 11th is just around the corner??
? Ray might be ugly, but he's no "weasel!" No need for a "coup d'etat."
? 2012 is still a few years away....??
? Rogaine foam on the Chef......nah.
Could it be a functioning chat room for the old slackers in the PHOG lounge?
I guess we'll find out.........Sooooooon!